10 Things I'd Never Do To My Guy~

Shopping has indeed filled the lungs of every women, like the air they breathe in. Shopping has become a passion for some, and a past time for some. Shopping has been found guilty of ripping the already empty pockets of women and is indeed a very high maintenance past time. Shopping is known to be dreadful to some, and a cup of tea for some. Being in a mall for 3 hours doing pretty much nothing, has enabled me to study some very amazing character of both men and women.

While the wives are busy checking out items on sale, the men yawn away behind their lady. While the gurls ask their guy whether the dress would look nice on them, they stare and say whutever. While the wives are busy carrying bags and bags of clothes, shoes, etc. the poor men are pushing the baby pram agonizing about the fact that the figure in their bank accounts keep decreasing. While some walk around with nothing in their hands, the meager guy carry their pink handbag and tonnes of MNG, Topshop and Ms. Selfridge bags. While the ladies try shoes after shoes and still not find the right one, the men sit down staring at their undecisive manner.

Well, I don't quite understand. No matter how much you love someone, if he's bored and alone, I think you'd notice. When you go shopping, no matter how much you love your gurl, you have your dignity and not carry her pink handbag. When you go shopping, no matter how much you'd love the company, you'll know if your loved one is dreading every minute of it.

Thus, the shopping experiences stimulated my thought to pen these 10 things I'd never do to my guy!!

(1) I'll never ever let you hold my handbag until or unless I have no hands.
(2) I'll never ever let you go shopping if you don't want to, I'll never force you nor will I blackmail you into going in trade for sex. =P
(3) I'll never ever leave you with the baby and shop till I drop, if I drop, we'll drop together.
(4) I'll never ever let you hold the shopping bags, until or unless I really can't hold them, or my hands are sore till they can't bear any weight at all.
(5) I'll never let you toil behind me and I'll let you go look at your stuff eventhough I die for your accompany and your hand to hold.
(6) I'll never keep bugging you which handbag or dress I should buy cuz I know you'll say I look nice in everything.
(7) I'll never depend on you to go shopping no matter how broke I am (then, I'll just window shop), unless you really insist that you wanna buy me something.
(8) I'll never ever let you wait for hours and hours while I walk and walk and walk and not decide on something. I'll let you have your say in everything.
(9) I'll never let you yawn behind me, nor will I let you feel bored coz we'll walk side by side and I'll know you well enuff to not let boredom creep into you.
(10) I'll never ever leave you at home if you wanna go shop with me!!! =P